Defense of Manhood and Crocheting
Garrett Boon to KP: I don’t have written instructions anywhere. I learned from someone showing me. Basically you start with a chain of 4-6, connect the ends, and then crochet around the circle. You have to “add stitches” a ton in the beginning to keep the circle getting larger. As you go, you add less and less stitches otherwise it will get wavy. Then, you reach a point when you don’t add any more stitches and it will curl down all by itself. Maybe that helps?
Zach…. why are you sowing/crocheting its not MANLY….. its a girl thing. its not for guys. i mean really would you ever get your nails done? no cause its a girl thing, like sowing/crocheting…
Garrett Boon: It becomes a manly thing when I crochet a target for my SKS rifle. Yep. And I trim my nails with my bowie knife. I cut my hair with the teeth of the cougar I killed with my moose antler spear. I hunt wearing the skin of the grizzly bear I tracked and lassoed using rope from the hide of an antelope which I ran down in my snake-skin moccasins. You question my manliness? I challenge you to a duel riding buffalo fighting with horns from a rhinoceros. And guess what, I will be wearing my crocheted toque with tassels and ear muffs. I AM MAN!
Zach: im sorry i have to be bad for this one part but rhinoceros are not in Canada
Garrett Boon: I carried one from Africa on my back walking across the ice bridge between Russia and Alaska.
Zach: hahaha, ah, so that was you i was wondering who that was 
some guy carrying a big stuffed animal rhinoceros
Garrett Boon: Stuffed? Yes it was stuffed with all kinds of fully automatic weapons, ballistics, and 3 tons of c4’s.
Zach: must have been heavy
Garrett Boon: When it got too heavy I rounded up a herd of 53 wolves to help drag it along with the sled I carved from a single tree.
Zach: thats totally amazing that they teach that at bible college!
how did you manage to kill it?
Garrett Boon: This was a part of my Judges class. We had to act out a judge and I picked Samson. But I skipped the whole Delilah part.
Life | Garrett Boon November 21, 2009 | 
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